anemiaman:

anemiaman:

anemiaman:

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I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

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congratulations!!! through doubt, you have unlocked backstory!!!

imagine, if you will, innocent, overly-trusting me listening to the mario galaxy ost and getting to the honeyhive galaxy theme, and thinking “wow! this song would go great with a pokemon walking gif!”

a brilliant idea! i immediately search up the song, and oh, how naive i was.

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the third result is very official-looking!! a perfect candidate for a quick youtube rip–it’s just a meme, it won’t hurt anybody.

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the first few second autoplay, and it seems legit! i quickly copy the url and download the file, then make the post

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at this point, i haven’t seen the gif along with the song i’d intended to put with it, so i have a listen!!

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and let me tell you, the surprise i got,

quacktasm:
“ kiradillinger:
“ vishnya-azraq:
“ littlebabycabbage:
“ thegreensorceress:
“ highwarlockofphilly:
“ sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens:
“ booksblanketsandcoffee:
“ mattohkeefe:
“ i’m worth five fucking dollars
”
$36.00 dont be disappointed...

quacktasm:

kiradillinger:

vishnya-azraq:

littlebabycabbage:

thegreensorceress:

highwarlockofphilly:

sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens:

booksblanketsandcoffee:

mattohkeefe:

i’m worth five fucking dollars

$36.00 dont be disappointed in me
@sunriseovertheroomwhereithappens

I ONLY GOT $9.00 HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET $36.00

I’m worth $52 come at me

$75.50, bitches

$99, fuck

I’ve never been with anyone but I’m worth $36 wow XD

$64 give me my money

$54 :/

$66.5

Anonymous asked: i hope you find a gal some day who also likes piss

raspbiian:

@jaspearl this anon ships us

it is fate

abomasnow:

hector-inhale:

abomasnow:

itswhatyouwant-need:

abomasnow:

reasons you should fuck me:

  • my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind

Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!

i’m a boy

Why would a guy post that ?

have you ever heard of homosexuals

OH JASPER (slowed down 50%)

PORL

healmycorruption:

I’m absolute trash

Date a girl who says things like:

sadxmachine:

•drive safe
•text me when you’re home safe
•choke me harder
•I can’t wait to see you
•I’m proud of you

I'm so sorry

amewrestler:

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@j-a-s-p-e-r im so sorry but after reading your tag i immediately thought this