“IS THIS YOUR BIZARRE ICON??!??!?!?!!?!?!” (holds up image of a crying waffle)
“the fusion experiments are developing properly….a few have even emerged early-EYOOHA”
That little noise she makes in that moment in Catch and Release where she’s in the bathroom yelling at the Crystal Gems and she’s lying down on top of the towel bar holding a plunger and she almost slips
(Steven: I know you use my tooth brush!) “n….no……..well, Yes-”
(voice cracking immensely) I h A V EN>T Cr A C K ED!!!!1
when she keeps holding the drill the wrong way in Back To The Barn
the one scene that she has in Steven’s Birthday
the face she makes in It Could’ve Been Great when Steven says “Just look at that view”
That scene in Message Received when Steven locks her in the car and we see her from inside the car and she looks like this
That moment in Log Date 7 15 2 where Garnet catches her wearing the alien boxers and she rips them off in the most dramatic way possible
IN GEM DRILL WHEN SHE’S SO CONCERNED ABOUT STEVEN AND HIS WELL BEING THAT SHE STOPS DRILLING THE CLUSTER ALL TOGETHER AND HOLDS HIM AND THAT RELIEVED SMILE SHE DOES WHEN HE WAKES UP FROM TALKING TO THE CLUSTER SHARDS SHE CARES ABOUT HIM SO MUCH I’M GONNA CRY SCOOB
W H E N S H E H U G S S T E V E N I N G E M D R I L L
That moment in Same Old World where she makes exaggerated sound effects while telling their story about drilling the Cluster
Her little hand gestures in Barn Mates
The cute little cartoony smile she makes in Barn Mates when Lapis asks her if she’s okay
IN HIT THE DIAMOND WHEN SHE’S HIDING UNDER THE BOX AND STEVEN TAKES IT OFF HER AND SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS
When she puts the tablet on her arm in Too Short To Ride and it looks like she’s dabbing
When she keeps saying “ow” very flatly while Steven and Amethyst are trying to stretch her in Too Short To Ride
That lil moment in Beta when she’s talkin all casually about the Beta Kindergarten and she just twirls a tuna can in the air using her metal powers while she talks
IN EARTHLINGS WHEN SHE’S TALKIN ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE LOVES EARTH AND IT SET HER FREE
In Gem Harvest when she’s trying to get the Pumpkin Dog to say “clod”
In Adventures In Light Distortion where’s talkin about how she can change the settings on the Ruby ship and it’s indirectly confirmed that she changed the settings of the entire ship from The Return so it would be green like her
The loud yelling she does when she’s levitating the cars in The New Crystal Gems
The fact that she can levitate cars in the first place
The way she says “Look at it! It’s great!” in The New Crystal Gems while presenting the new car wash sign to Greg
The entirety of her role in The New Crystal Gems
Her wet hair in Room For Ruby. I legit screamed when I first saw that
In Room For Ruby when she rolls around in the dirt with Steven and Navy???? so pure
user @jaspearl is a huge gay fuck. name literally ANY character and theyll fucking slobber all over their keyboard. but u fuckin know what??????? thats one of the reasons why i love em. gay. not as gay as me but fucking gay. theyre hip, theyre cool, they could be a fuckinf gay ass spokesperson if they wanted to. only one problematic thing and it’s that they hate kit kats, but yknow everyone has their tastes. they play roblox a lot and thats cool because theyre cool ok?????/ i love my fucking friend and i would put away my kit kat addiction just 4 them……………. but i wont because it isnt necessary
reason 4) RPS GAY LAPIDOT SHIT WITH ME DO THAT AND YOURE ON MY BOOK MAN
reason 5) LOVES JELLIES? BINCH. JELLIES ARE THE SHIT. PERSONALLY LIKE MAMMALS BETTER BUT IF I GOTTA PICK WATER STUFF ITS JELLIES. CUTE, PURE, JUST LIKE THEM.
reason 6) HAS THE BEST ART. LIKE FUCK MAN.
reason 7) NO ONE AT THE MOMENT HAS THEM IN A CUDDLE PILE / IS GIVING THEM A LOT OF BLANKETS AND EVERYTHING LAPIS RELATED AND JELLYFISH STUFF. PROBLEMATIC.
